City Council (of Whores) Investigating Local Mystery.
City Council (of Whores) Investigating Local Mystery.
Underground Trivia Ring Discovered In Lad Home
UCF Trivia -- As the Trivia LeaGue continues to grapple with the mysterious disappearances of seventeen raccoons from their dumpsters, Knightro urges team members to take additional safety measures to protect their trashcans and leftovers.
In recent days, Campus Police have received an increased number of reports of suspicious activity, including creatures loitering in parking lots and nearby woods and an increase in break-ins and vandalism.
A spokesman for the police department cautions there’s no reason to believe this uptick in unusual activity is related to the disappearances, but reiterates that any strange occurrences should be immediately reported to the UCF Campus Police Department.
Some local rodents worry such measures are not enough. When asked for comment, Mr. Maddox, a host at UCF Trivia, central to the investigation noted, “there is something very, very smelly going on here.”
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